Bacon

Bring Home the Bacon We have been in the costume business a long time, so we think we know a few things about what people love and what divides people. For instance: clowns.

Not everyone appreciates a clown costume. Some find them terrifying, and others find them classic.

Animal costumes can also be subject to mixed reviews. Political costumes are never guaranteed party pleasers, and scary costumes are sensational, but can sometimes alienate you from the crowd.

This Adult Oscar Mayer Packaged Bacon Costume, however, is a true crowd-pleaser. Who doesn't love the addition of bacon to.

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anything? Add it to a breakfast of eggs for a classic combo, or top a maple donut with salty bacon crumbles for an unexpected treat.

Want to make a plain meal delectable? Add bacon!

Want to serve a can of soup and make it look homemade? Top it with bacon!

Want to spiff up a boring turkey sandwich? Add bacon!

There's no end to the magic of bacon. Product Details This hilarious costume is certainly on the "unique" end of the spectrum, and it will get you a lot of notice all night long.

Plus, did we mention how easy it is to wear? Simply top your favorite clothes with this one-piece, pullover sleeveless tunic.

It's printed with a graphic of a package of uncooked Oscar Mayer Bacon that looks totally realistic in its detailing. Just Add Bacon You get itadding bacon makes things great!

So why not add bacon to the Halloween party? It's bound to do what bacon does and improve the experience for all involved.

"I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

" Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson speaks the truth. We need all the bacon and eggs you have.

Fortunately, this costume is all the bacon and eggs any one person could possibly handle, which is why it's a costume for two! What luck!

You'll be absolutely sizzling when you arrive at the party wearing these outfits, but we think it's an eggcellent choice for any occasion. With how busy you've been, figuring out a costume is tough.

It's hard to get those creative juices flowing when your brain is fried. But there won't be egg on your face now, because you've found this costume!

And so the yolk's on..

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Okay, that last bit kind of fell apart. We admit we jumped out of the frying pan.

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and into the fire. Oh no, how do we turn this thing off?

We hope these puns will be over eas- soon! We meant soon!

Sorry, just feeling a little scrambled. No!

If you can help us shut these puns down it would really save our bacon. Ah!

Bacon! Eggs!

Breakfast burrito! Hashbrowns!

Clam chowder! .

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Phew..

. we think that did it.

Clam chowder isn't a breakfast food. Sorry about that, folks.

Puns can be a slippery slope. Our pun-a-tron went a little haywire on account of the.

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well, we're not going to say the "breakfast meat" and "white circle with yellow circle" words again. Suffice to say this is a great couples costume choice.

Any party you attend will most certainly be seeing the sunny side- Noooooooooo!

Think of your favorite sandwich. Imagine that sandwich sitting on a plate right before you.

You look down and see that it's familiar, but maybe too familiar. Now, think of that same sandwich and imagine that it has bacon, perhaps a mountain of bacon, and ask yourself whether it's now better than you could have ever possibly imagined?

The answer? It is the greatest thing that has ever been conceived by any sandwich artist in the history of such a thing.

That is exactly what bacon does; it takes the familiar and makes it amazing. We have a saying around here: it's better with bacon, and now you can make your Halloween legendary by becoming a strip of delicious bacon.

(Do not actually eat this costume, however tempted you might be. It's not food.

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it's awesome).