So okayso youre not the most popular guy around. Sure, youve been around since prehistoric times, and since then youve picked up a few things - like how to survive an atomic bomb and hide in peoples houses, etc - but living a long time doesnt always mean that youre necessarily great at picking up modern socially-acceptable behaviors, now does it?
So yeah, lots of people consider you a pest, and you tend to get bug your roommates to the point where they will literally bomb their living quarters with pesticides in order to kick you out of the co-op, but heydont let that crush you! At least you know youve always got your family, right?
You might be a bunch of outcasts, but what you lack in social acceptance, you make up in numbers! So when you get tired of being ashamed of who you are, stand up for those who nestle around you in the dark times by donning this Adult Cockroach Costume!
Unlike your hard prehistoric shell, the brown tunic is made of comfortable and flexible polyfoam. It's got attached mitts with open wrists to keep your hands free, and the legs are lined with black hair and connected with black ribbon There's sheer orange fabric attached in the back to look like wings (most people dont even know that you have wings!
Just one more reason to fly (geddit?!
) in the face of all their misconceptions!), and the attached hood has two large antenna.
So come out of hiding and celebrate the long history of your species! Sure, the sight of you might bug some people, but much like the damage you just did to their houses' insulation, that's their problem, not yours!
We think there's something downrightempoweringabout wearing something on your head. Don't you agree?
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.Okay, okay, allow us to explain.
A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over.
It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.
Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads.
In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right.
When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring.
When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?
! We can never feelcertainabout that decision.
We're here to fix that with headwear like this Kids Grasshopper Plush Hat. More than just a hat, this one has attached plastic bug eyes on its velvet surface to take your kiddo from regular old costume-goer to the cutest little bug in the room.
Imagine the group costume possiblities, too! See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now?
IF YOU'RE IN A PINCH We applaudyour allegiance to scary costumes. Every Halloween you pick a more frightening and impressive costume than the year before.
The 'killer clown' costume you once wore is legendary and we still can't look at the pictures without having nightmares. With zombie, vampire, and various masked murderer costumes under your belt, it's easy to conclude you've successfully transformed into every horrifying entity under the sun, but there's still one dangerouskiller you've yet to embody.
..
the scorpion. The venomous dessert brute's all-black appearanceis appropriate (and eerily foreboding) since scorpions are basically the grim reaper of the arachnid family.
The ominous creepy-crawler takes more lives than any poisonoussnake slithering about so if you aren't trembling when standing toe-to-toe with this monster, you're basically superhuman. When dressed in the adult scorpion costume, you'll leave a stinging mental impression capable of inducing nightmares, your typical M.
O. DESIGN & DETAILS Creep out from any dark and dreary dwelling wearing this exclusive scorpion costume, expertly crafted by our design team.
The long sleevepullover acts as the first layer of the 3-piece costume. The stuffed exoskeleton serves as plush armor, providing all the necessary scorpion appendages like the many legs and the aggressivestinger tail.
The included pincher mitts are also plush and feature interior elastic to fasten around both wrists. Complete the arachnid-themed ensemble with a smoldering look that says, come hither if you dare.
ALL HAIL THE SCORPION KING! Crawling away with the coveted costume contest prize will be a cakewalk as long as you're also sporting the necessary apparel not included with this scorpion costume.
The look requires black pants (who doesn't have a pair of those lying around?) and black shoes of any kind.
Pro tip: skulk around in the darkness making a hissingsound to make hearts race!
IF YOU'RE IN A PINCH We applaudyour allegiance to scary costumes. Every Halloween you pick a more frightening and impressive costume than the year before.
The 'killer clown' costume you once wore is legendary and we still can't look at the pictures without having nightmares. With zombie, vampire, and various masked murderer costumes under your belt, it's easy to conclude you've successfully transformed into every horrifying entity under the sun, but there's still one dangerouskiller you've yet to embody.
..
the scorpion. The venomous dessert brute's all-black appearanceis appropriate (and eerily foreboding) since scorpions are basically the grim reaper of the arachnid family.
The ominous creepy-crawler takes more lives than any poisonoussnake slithering about so if you aren't trembling when standing toe-to-toe with this monster, you're basically superhuman. When dressed in the adult scorpion costume, you'll leave a stinging mental impression capable of inducing nightmares, your typical M.
O. DESIGN & DETAILS Creep out from any dark and dreary dwelling wearing this exclusive scorpion costume, expertly crafted by our design team.
The long sleevepullover acts as the first layer of the 3-piece costume. The stuffed exoskeleton serves as plush armor, providing all the necessary scorpion appendages like the many legs and the aggressivestinger tail.
The included pincher mitts are also plush and feature interior elastic to fasten around both wrists. Complete the arachnid-themed ensemble with a smoldering look that says, come hither if you dare.
ALL HAIL THE SCORPION KING! Crawling away with the coveted costume contest prize will be a cakewalk as long as you're also sporting the necessary apparel not included with this scorpion costume.
The look requires black pants (who doesn't have a pair of those lying around?) and black shoes of any kind.
Pro tip: skulk around in the darkness making a hissingsound to make hearts race!
IF YOU'RE IN A PINCH We applaudyour allegiance to scary costumes. Every Halloween you pick a more frightening and impressive costume than the year before.
The 'killer clown' costume you once wore is legendary and we still can't look at the pictures without having nightmares. With zombie, vampire, and various masked murderer costumes under your belt, it's easy to conclude you've successfully transformed into every horrifying entity under the sun, but there's still one dangerouskiller you've yet to embody.
..
the scorpion. The venomous dessert brute's all-black appearanceis appropriate (and eerily foreboding) since scorpions are basically the grim reaper of the arachnid family.
The ominous creepy-crawler takes more lives than any poisonoussnake slithering about so if you aren't trembling when standing toe-to-toe with this monster, you're basically superhuman. When dressed in the adult scorpion costume, you'll leave a stinging mental impression capable of inducing nightmares, your typical M.
O. DESIGN & DETAILS Creep out from any dark and dreary dwelling wearing this exclusive scorpion costume, expertly crafted by our design team.
The long sleevepullover acts as the first layer of the 3-piece costume. The stuffed exoskeleton serves as plush armor, providing all the necessary scorpion appendages like the many legs and the aggressivestinger tail.
The included pincher mitts are also plush and feature interior elastic to fasten around both wrists. Complete the arachnid-themed ensemble with a smoldering look that says, come hither if you dare.
ALL HAIL THE SCORPION KING! Crawling away with the coveted costume contest prize will be a cakewalk as long as you're also sporting the necessary apparel not included with this scorpion costume.
The look requires black pants (who doesn't have a pair of those lying around?) and black shoes of any kind.
Pro tip: skulk around in the darkness making a hissingsound to make hearts race!
IF YOU'RE IN A PINCH We applaudyour allegiance to scary costumes. Every Halloween you pick a more frightening and impressive costume than the year before.
The 'killer clown' costume you once wore is legendary and we still can't look at the pictures without having nightmares. With zombie, vampire, and various masked murderer costumes under your belt, it's easy to conclude you've successfully transformed into every horrifying entity under the sun, but there's still one dangerouskiller you've yet to embody.
..
the scorpion. The venomous dessert brute's all-black appearanceis appropriate (and eerily foreboding) since scorpions are basically the grim reaper of the arachnid family.
The ominous creepy-crawler takes more lives than any poisonoussnake slithering about so if you aren't trembling when standing toe-to-toe with this monster, you're basically superhuman. When dressed in the adult scorpion costume, you'll leave a stinging mental impression capable of inducing nightmares, your typical M.
O. DESIGN & DETAILS Creep out from any dark and dreary dwelling wearing this exclusive scorpion costume, expertly crafted by our design team.
The long sleevepullover acts as the first layer of the 3-piece costume. The stuffed exoskeleton serves as plush armor, providing all the necessary scorpion appendages like the many legs and the aggressivestinger tail.
The included pincher mitts are also plush and feature interior elastic to fasten around both wrists. Complete the arachnid-themed ensemble with a smoldering look that says, come hither if you dare.
ALL HAIL THE SCORPION KING! Crawling away with the coveted costume contest prize will be a cakewalk as long as you're also sporting the necessary apparel not included with this scorpion costume.
The look requires black pants (who doesn't have a pair of those lying around?) and black shoes of any kind.
Pro tip: skulk around in the darkness making a hissingsound to make hearts race!