The Barn Life Chose You Do you long for the farm life? You know, hanging out in the barn, smelling that fresh, country air, and rising with the rooster's crow?
You could romp through the fields and if you get a little hungry, you could munch on a big ol' stack of hay! Okay, so maybe eating hay doesn't sound like a fun time, but the rest of the farm life sounds great.
Maybe you could begin a new, simpler life on the farm by becoming a permanent resident at the farm..
. but you'll need a new look to blend in with the rest of critters that chill out at the farm.
You might just need this Plus Size Cow Costume to get ready for your new life at the farm! Design & Details Our costume designers love the idea of a leisurely trip to the countryside, so they crafted a costume that should help anyone fit in with the barnyard critters!
This Made by Us cow costume comes with a black and white spotted jumpsuit made of a soft velour material. It fits with a simple zipper in the back, making it easy to change into.
The front features a soft-sculpted udder, while the back has an attached tail with a faux fur tip. Finally, the hood fits with a fastener in front and features a pair of plush ears on the top to get you ready for your little journey to the farm.
Moo-tiful Whether you want to visit the country incognito or you just want to look like an adorable cow for a day, this soft and cozy costume will have you feeling farm ready! Be sure to check out all of our farm fresh costumes, which can transform your whole family into a group of barnyard critters.
The Barn Life Chose You Do you long for the farm life? You know, hanging out in the barn, smelling that fresh, country air, and rising with the rooster's crow?
You could romp through the fields and if you get a little hungry, you could munch on a big ol' stack of hay! Okay, so maybe eating hay doesn't sound like a fun time, but the rest of the farm life sounds great.
Maybe you could begin a new, simpler life on the farm by becoming a permanent resident at the farm..
. but you'll need a new look to blend in with the rest of critters that chill out at the farm.
You might just need this Plus Size Cow Costume to get ready for your new life at the farm! Design & Details Our costume designers love the idea of a leisurely trip to the countryside, so they crafted a costume that should help anyone fit in with the barnyard critters!
This Made by Us cow costume comes with a black and white spotted jumpsuit made of a soft velour material. It fits with a simple zipper in the back, making it easy to change into.
The front features a soft-sculpted udder, while the back has an attached tail with a faux fur tip. Finally, the hood fits with a fastener in front and features a pair of plush ears on the top to get you ready for your little journey to the farm.
Moo-tiful Whether you want to visit the country incognito or you just want to look like an adorable cow for a day, this soft and cozy costume will have you feeling farm ready! Be sure to check out all of our farm fresh costumes, which can transform your whole family into a group of barnyard critters.
Once upon a time, there was a magnificent beast. Its form called out the very pinnacle of power, virility, and regal presence.
From its image, we create mascots for our sporting events and even have worshiped it as a deity and spiritual influence, praying for its blessings of abundance, replenishment, fast healing, passion and strength, and the quick path to a fertile summer. We speak of the mighty bull, the signature animal of Taurus, the minotaur, and any number of other creatures of power and rugged stamina.
Of course, others might shift their eyes and wonder for a long moment, asking, Er arent you just talking about a male cow? And, it does take a moment to think.
A cow isnt quite impressive a creature known for standing around in the field, chewing already digested grass and waiting to be tugged on by some farmers for a healthy dose of milk. The male, then, isnt even used for that.
Obviously they help the process of making more cows, which might lend to some definitions of virility, but were not sure that is what is meant to be inferred by their function as mascots. So, perhaps they sometimes look a bit goofy They still should be considered as majestic and powerful.
To that end, we offer you this astounding and regal (Oh. Were out of regal?
Really?) *ahem* To that end, we er offer you this Toro the Terri-Bull costume!
This long sleeved shirt ties in the back and offers you padded arms that could probably look like muscles and a pullover hood with ears that are frankly freaking adorable. The elastic bull nose is pierced and hoof attachments for your wrist and ankles will finish the transformation.
You might not be frightening any wanderers away from your labyrinth or leading the team to victory, but you will certainly bring some much needed joy and frivolity to the party or give a decent Matador a double-take. And, for virility?
Udderly Clever Your cow costume is absolutely perfect! Even real cows would be jealous of your outfit.
There's only one problem: You're probably going to need money, or an ID, or your car keys at some point during your night, and you have nowhere to put them. It's not like cows have pockets.
What they do have, though, is innovation! Product Details Complete your barnyard look with this Women's Bessie Cow Purse!
The blue purse is shaped like a traditional quart-sized milk carton and is printed with black and white details as well as the words: "Pure Milk/ 100% Milk." A same-material shoulder strap is attached.
Part of a Well-Balanced Costume This accessory isn't a good source of calcium, but it's a great way to stash your stuff while you're dressed as a cute cow! If you want to store a small, leak-proof travel mug filled with milk inside this purse, no one's going to judge you.
The animal world is vast and diverse, including creatures that are anywhere on the spectrum from hands-down adorable to freakish and alluringly terrifying. So, why is it that all we ever see on the Internet are cats!
? Okay, perhaps thats a little bit of an exaggeration.
We see dorky dogs and portly pigs and even the occasional bear or fox that comes to investigate some toys left outside on the porch. Just think of how many animals are out there that arent being given their time in the sun!
It is because theyre not seen as cute, of course. Just think of the poor bull.
Big and bulky with those odd horns and grumpy looking face Nobody makes adorable Internet videos about the bull, but we think that is entirely unfair. Theyre uh majestic.
And, um strong! And, just think of that powerful moo?
Alright, perhaps they arent known for being entirely adorable, but you can change that with this Toddler's Bull costume. With a fuzzy velour jumpsuit and fur collar, not to mention the transformative faux leather hooves and stuffed tricot horns, your child instantly transforms into a bipedal bull and instantly turns the bull into one of the most adorable creatures that has ever been seen!
Imagine the smiling face of your bull-child as a mighty victory pose is struck after obtaining so much moooo-re candy than anyone else! Get a second size for yourself and your herd will knock cats off their high-horse on the Internet in no time.
(Okay, maybe bulls wont beat cats, but we can sure try!)
The animal world is vast and diverse, including creatures that are anywhere on the spectrum from hands-down adorable to freakish and alluringly terrifying. So, why is it that all we ever see on the Internet are cats!
? Okay, perhaps thats a little bit of an exaggeration.
We see dorky dogs and portly pigs and even the occasional bear or fox that comes to investigate some toys left outside on the porch. Just think of how many animals are out there that arent being given their time in the sun!
It is because theyre not seen as cute, of course. Just think of the poor bull.
Big and bulky with those odd horns and grumpy looking face Nobody makes adorable Internet videos about the bull, but we think that is entirely unfair. Theyre uh majestic.
And, um strong! And, just think of that powerful moo?
Alright, perhaps they arent known for being entirely adorable, but you can change that with this Toddler's Bull costume. With a fuzzy velour jumpsuit and fur collar, not to mention the transformative faux leather hooves and stuffed tricot horns, your child instantly transforms into a bipedal bull and instantly turns the bull into one of the most adorable creatures that has ever been seen!
Imagine the smiling face of your bull-child as a mighty victory pose is struck after obtaining so much moooo-re candy than anyone else! Get a second size for yourself and your herd will knock cats off their high-horse on the Internet in no time.
(Okay, maybe bulls wont beat cats, but we can sure try!)