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It's a Duck! The old adage is nearly always true.

If something looks like a duck..

. and it walks like a duck, you can be pretty secure in your thought that it is, in fact, a duck.

There are a few notable exceptions, of course. If it resides in Minnesota lakes, you might be looking at aloon.

And, of course, if it doesn't have any feathers, stands still, and doesn't really float in water, you might be looking at this Duck Skeleton prop! Product Details Even though this Duck Skeleton isn't areal duck, you can still be sure that your friends will recognize its other ducky qualities.

The molded plastic Halloween decoration stands well over a foot tall and has the cutest duck bill that you'll ever see on a skeleton! Its webbed feet are a bit more than bare bones, but that ensures it'll keep standing until it quacks.

Not a Witch! The rules are very simple.

Back in the old days, they thought that witches were made of wood, which meant they floated just like a duck. So, if they'd float, a witch they'd be!

So, what happens when you have aduck that isn't super keen on floating? Maybe just a bit big-boned or enjoyed those freely given snacks a feather more than they should have?

Then again, that leaves us wondering if every floating duckis a witch. This logical leap to understanding witchcraft seems like quackery.

We should just turn to our feathered friends and see if they've got the bill! Product Details Well, it turns out that we can't really ask this Duckling Skeleton decoration, either!

One, the guy is molded to look like the skeletal frame of a duckling, so we're not sure that it is going to be up to chatting. Two, we're darn sure that this nearly 8-inch tall Halloween decoration isn't going to float either!

On the other hand, the cute sunken-in eyes, adorable duck bill, and flappy feet have clearly enchanted us. So, maybe there is a bit of magic in there after all!

When you go in this exclusive duck costume, you might have a weird problem where people keep throwing crackers at you in hope you'll eat them and kind of make a funny noise while doing it and possibly flap your wings. Yeah, it's kind of strange, but people on benches just can't seem to help themselves when they see a duck cross their path.

If you don't have a hankerin' for some crackers, you might just want to wear this to a party where everyone can be an adult and respect that you're a duck who has refined tastes. But if anyone offers you foie gras, you should really pass, because that would be.

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unsettling.

When you go in this exclusive duck costume, you might have a weird problem where people keep throwing crackers at you in hope you'll eat them and kind of make a funny noise while doing it and possibly flap your wings. Yeah, it's kind of strange, but people on benches just can't seem to help themselves when they see a duck cross their path.

If you don't have a hankerin' for some crackers, you might just want to wear this to a party where everyone can be an adult and respect that you're a duck who has refined tastes. But if anyone offers you foie gras, you should really pass, because that would be.

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unsettling.

We all go out to the park at one or two (or a million) times to feed our favorite little waddling friends. The ducks!

Sometimes the geese are there too and we'll be fair to them but they're not near as cute (or nice!).

They're always so excited to see us. We toss them some bread or crackers or cereal and they wiggle their little tail feathers in excitement!

And then there's always those fluffy little yellow feathered ducklings! These babies just melt our hearts.

We always wish we could just bring them home, don't you? Well we've decided that Mama Duck would be a little unhappy if her little ducks went out one day and were all kidnapped by strangers!

So we've decided to come up with an adorable little solution. This little duck went out one day.

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and got a ton of candy for being so cute! Move over, Slow Loris!

Get out of the way, puppies and kittens! There's a new cutest member of the animal kingdom!

Now we give you the opportunity to create your own little duckling for the next costume party! Now you can have your own little waddling bundle of feathers.

Keep them in the tub, keep them in the yard (don't forget the pond!), or keep him close so you can hear him quack all day long.

Yep, we think this costume is absolutely quackers and any fan of adorable things will be pleased!