Green Ponderings We all know what they say about being green, dont we? It is not easy.
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unless, that is, you decide to pull on this Adult Deluxe Frog Costume! Thats the saying, right?
In all honesty, we guess that truly being green is probably harder than youd think. After all, it is never that simple to look different from the crowd.
And green, as a color palette, just doesnt go with everything. Unless youre a famed witch or, say, a totally independent, free-thinking lil froggy, being green is gonna be tough.
Good thing this ensemble allows you to find your inner ribbit and hop to the beat of your own..
.uh.
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frog. Youll be such a hit youre bound to be followed around all night by starstruck fans, hoping to kiss you.
We know. We SAID it wouldnt be easy.
We hope youre ready. Design & Details Youll be so cozy in this full bodysuits padded belly and attached gloves, how can innocent bystanders be expected to resist cuddling up to you?
So, go on! Pull this frog-head hood up, secure the web-feet boot covers, and, well, you may want to brush up on a few of your favorite childhood rainbow-themed tunes, because this costume is a nostalgia-meets-cuddle fest waiting to happen.
So maybe this whole being green thing isnt so hard after all?
Green Ponderings We all know what they say about being green, dont we? It is not easy.
..
unless, that is, you decide to pull on this Adult Deluxe Frog Costume! Thats the saying, right?
In all honesty, we guess that truly being green is probably harder than youd think. After all, it is never that simple to look different from the crowd.
And green, as a color palette, just doesnt go with everything. Unless youre a famed witch or, say, a totally independent, free-thinking lil froggy, being green is gonna be tough.
Good thing this ensemble allows you to find your inner ribbit and hop to the beat of your own..
.uh.
..
frog. Youll be such a hit youre bound to be followed around all night by starstruck fans, hoping to kiss you.
We know. We SAID it wouldnt be easy.
We hope youre ready. Design & Details Youll be so cozy in this full bodysuits padded belly and attached gloves, how can innocent bystanders be expected to resist cuddling up to you?
So, go on! Pull this frog-head hood up, secure the web-feet boot covers, and, well, you may want to brush up on a few of your favorite childhood rainbow-themed tunes, because this costume is a nostalgia-meets-cuddle fest waiting to happen.
So maybe this whole being green thing isnt so hard after all?
Green Ponderings We all know what they say about being green, dont we? It is not easy.
..
unless, that is, you decide to pull on this Adult Deluxe Frog Costume! Thats the saying, right?
In all honesty, we guess that truly being green is probably harder than youd think. After all, it is never that simple to look different from the crowd.
And green, as a color palette, just doesnt go with everything. Unless youre a famed witch or, say, a totally independent, free-thinking lil froggy, being green is gonna be tough.
Good thing this ensemble allows you to find your inner ribbit and hop to the beat of your own..
.uh.
..
frog. Youll be such a hit youre bound to be followed around all night by starstruck fans, hoping to kiss you.
We know. We SAID it wouldnt be easy.
We hope youre ready. Design & Details Youll be so cozy in this full bodysuits padded belly and attached gloves, how can innocent bystanders be expected to resist cuddling up to you?
So, go on! Pull this frog-head hood up, secure the web-feet boot covers, and, well, you may want to brush up on a few of your favorite childhood rainbow-themed tunes, because this costume is a nostalgia-meets-cuddle fest waiting to happen.
So maybe this whole being green thing isnt so hard after all?
Thanks, Wicked Witch! When the evil sorceress first turned you into an amphibian, you were pretty bummed.
The wet skin and lily pad bed took a little getting used to. But then you realized that you were completely free from adulting!
No classes, no work, no awkward social interactions - it's pretty amazing. And now that you've gotten a TV installed in your swamp, you can stay home and catch up on your favorite shows in comfort.
Product Details You might be perfectly happy as a frog, but you can still let all princesses (or princes!) know that they're welcome to kiss you when you're dress in this exclusive Frog Onesie Costume for Adults!
The unisex onesie zips up the front and is made of nice, soft green fleece fabric - no slimy skin here! A cream-colored fabric oval decorates the front of the suit, and the arms and legs have large, dark green printed polka dots.
Pull up the hood to show off the soft-sculpted frog eyes and embroidered frog face! Hopping Along Other frogs enjoy flies, gnats, and the occasional centipede, but you're a frog of discerning taste.
You prefer crunchy snacks, salty popcorn, and other delicious goodies. You can decide whether to invite friends over to camp out at your lily pad, or whether to go out to that party you were asked to join.
You'll be dressed for total comfort whichever you decide. (But don't go near any witches.
They might decide to change you back into a human.)
Thanks, Wicked Witch! When the evil sorceress first turned you into an amphibian, you were pretty bummed.
The wet skin and lily pad bed took a little getting used to. But then you realized that you were completely free from adulting!
No classes, no work, no awkward social interactions - it's pretty amazing. And now that you've gotten a TV installed in your swamp, you can stay home and catch up on your favorite shows in comfort.
Product Details You might be perfectly happy as a frog, but you can still let all princesses (or princes!) know that they're welcome to kiss you when you're dress in this exclusive Frog Onesie Costume for Adults!
The unisex onesie zips up the front and is made of nice, soft green fleece fabric - no slimy skin here! A cream-colored fabric oval decorates the front of the suit, and the arms and legs have large, dark green printed polka dots.
Pull up the hood to show off the soft-sculpted frog eyes and embroidered frog face! Hopping Along Other frogs enjoy flies, gnats, and the occasional centipede, but you're a frog of discerning taste.
You prefer crunchy snacks, salty popcorn, and other delicious goodies. You can decide whether to invite friends over to camp out at your lily pad, or whether to go out to that party you were asked to join.
You'll be dressed for total comfort whichever you decide. (But don't go near any witches.
They might decide to change you back into a human.)
Thanks, Wicked Witch! When the evil sorceress first turned you into an amphibian, you were pretty bummed.
The wet skin and lily pad bed took a little getting used to. But then you realized that you were completely free from adulting!
No classes, no work, no awkward social interactions - it's pretty amazing. And now that you've gotten a TV installed in your swamp, you can stay home and catch up on your favorite shows in comfort.
Product Details You might be perfectly happy as a frog, but you can still let all princesses (or princes!) know that they're welcome to kiss you when you're dress in this exclusive Frog Onesie Costume for Adults!
The unisex onesie zips up the front and is made of nice, soft green fleece fabric - no slimy skin here! A cream-colored fabric oval decorates the front of the suit, and the arms and legs have large, dark green printed polka dots.
Pull up the hood to show off the soft-sculpted frog eyes and embroidered frog face! Hopping Along Other frogs enjoy flies, gnats, and the occasional centipede, but you're a frog of discerning taste.
You prefer crunchy snacks, salty popcorn, and other delicious goodies. You can decide whether to invite friends over to camp out at your lily pad, or whether to go out to that party you were asked to join.
You'll be dressed for total comfort whichever you decide. (But don't go near any witches.
They might decide to change you back into a human.)