Giraffe

So, youre on the prowl for a good position for yourself in the animal kingdom and youre left ticking off the various options. Of course, there are the lions: mighty kings of the jungle, ready to roar out commands and demand that theyre followed.

Cant go wrong with a lion! Except, think of all the responsibility.

And, there can only be one king, so youve got a lot of competition to deal with, too. And lions?

They are ferociously territorial. How about some other ideas.

Tigers? Well, roughly the same problem as lions; they just also swim.

Bears? Well, do you ever see a bear that isnt defending its cubs?

Do you really want to bring your kiddos everywhere with you and be forever denied picnic food? Thats hardly fair!

All those options are fun, but theyre all just a little short-sighted. Theyre so focused on their own little corners of the kingdom that they never see where the brightest grass really is.

Thats where we came upon some of the most insightful of all in the animal kingdom. The giraffe.

With that elegant and powerfully long neck, this artiriodact is never surprised by what is coming on the horizon, because it saw it coming leagues before anyone else! Now you can see this massive world for what it truly is, all from the vast perspective of your own super tall neck!

Jump into this Adult Giraffe costume and youll be on your way. This tan and brown animal print shirt has attached hooves and a perfectly adorable tail to help swipe away any unreasonable pests trying to crawl up to steal your view.

Matching animal print pants keeps you looking put together and the headpiece connects to the shirt and still lets you see the whole urban jungle. Now you just need to figure out where to tie your tie!

Youve likely noticed while wandering your urban jungle that there is a frequent presence of a certain family of animals. Theyre usually quite furry, four limbed, and issue a sound that falls somewhere between a nearly silent throat rumble to a ferocious, thunderous roar.

Theyre known to have rather independent personalities, often veering pretty close to being judgmental. They have colorizations that Cats!

Were talking about cats. Theyre everywhere.

Kittens, kitties, cats, tigers, lions, panthers cat girls, cat women, cat men. Its always cats.

Now, there are many in the urban jungle that take issue with this clear dominance of the cats in the world. And, this isnt just coming from the dogs who are seemingly in constant war with their feline counterparts.

There are several others in the animal kingdom that have their own amazing personalities that are simply never given any attention due to the near monopoly that the meowing critters have in the world. Did you know that giraffes, for example, tell the best jokes of every creature in the kingdom?

You thought hyenas, we suspect, but it is, in fact, the long necked giraffe. Something about being able to see the punchline from a mile away, we suspect.

It is time for you to help give the glorious giraffe the attention that it sorely deserves and we can help you illustrate its delightfully goofy demeanor thanks to the Adult Jolly Giraffe costume. This polyester velour and fleece fabric jumpsuit fits well thanks to its back zipper and includes a delightful sewn-on faux fur tail.

The headpiece transforms you with its soft-sculpted giraffe head, including soft antlers, and even gives you an extra foot of heightwho can argue with that!?

Get ready to bray out your perfect jokes though, we admit, people will already be in a jolly mood just from the sight of you!

Youve likely noticed while wandering your urban jungle that there is a frequent presence of a certain family of animals. Theyre usually quite furry, four limbed, and issue a sound that falls somewhere between a nearly silent throat rumble to a ferocious, thunderous roar.

Theyre known to have rather independent personalities, often veering pretty close to being judgmental. They have colorizations that Cats!

Were talking about cats. Theyre everywhere.

Kittens, kitties, cats, tigers, lions, panthers cat girls, cat women, cat men. Its always cats.

Now, there are many in the urban jungle that take issue with this clear dominance of the cats in the world. And, this isnt just coming from the dogs who are seemingly in constant war with their feline counterparts.

There are several others in the animal kingdom that have their own amazing personalities that are simply never given any attention due to the near monopoly that the meowing critters have in the world. Did you know that giraffes, for example, tell the best jokes of every creature in the kingdom?

You thought hyenas, we suspect, but it is, in fact, the long necked giraffe. Something about being able to see the punchline from a mile away, we suspect.

It is time for you to help give the glorious giraffe the attention that it sorely deserves and we can help you illustrate its delightfully goofy demeanor thanks to the Adult Jolly Giraffe costume. This polyester velour and fleece fabric jumpsuit fits well thanks to its back zipper and includes a delightful sewn-on faux fur tail.

The headpiece transforms you with its soft-sculpted giraffe head, including soft antlers, and even gives you an extra foot of heightwho can argue with that!?

Get ready to bray out your perfect jokes though, we admit, people will already be in a jolly mood just from the sight of you!

Youve likely noticed while wandering your urban jungle that there is a frequent presence of a certain family of animals. Theyre usually quite furry, four limbed, and issue a sound that falls somewhere between a nearly silent throat rumble to a ferocious, thunderous roar.

Theyre known to have rather independent personalities, often veering pretty close to being judgmental. They have colorizations that Cats!

Were talking about cats. Theyre everywhere.

Kittens, kitties, cats, tigers, lions, panthers cat girls, cat women, cat men. Its always cats.

Now, there are many in the urban jungle that take issue with this clear dominance of the cats in the world. And, this isnt just coming from the dogs who are seemingly in constant war with their feline counterparts.

There are several others in the animal kingdom that have their own amazing personalities that are simply never given any attention due to the near monopoly that the meowing critters have in the world. Did you know that giraffes, for example, tell the best jokes of every creature in the kingdom?

You thought hyenas, we suspect, but it is, in fact, the long necked giraffe. Something about being able to see the punchline from a mile away, we suspect.

It is time for you to help give the glorious giraffe the attention that it sorely deserves and we can help you illustrate its delightfully goofy demeanor thanks to the Adult Jolly Giraffe costume. This polyester velour and fleece fabric jumpsuit fits well thanks to its back zipper and includes a delightful sewn-on faux fur tail.

The headpiece transforms you with its soft-sculpted giraffe head, including soft antlers, and even gives you an extra foot of heightwho can argue with that!?

Get ready to bray out your perfect jokes though, we admit, people will already be in a jolly mood just from the sight of you!

How's the Weather Up There? Sometimes, it can be hard to be a giraffe.

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and it can be hard to be a giraffe's parent! Finding clothes that fit is really hard, especially if you're looking for turtlenecks.

None of your doorframes are tall enough for your little (or not-so-little) guy to walk through, so you have to spend thousands of dollars in construction costs to enlarge them. You can never find a bed that's long enough for him (and that will fit in his room, anyway), and it's a real headache (literally!

) to take him to soccer practice after school. On the bright side, you know all the growing pains will be worth it when he grows up and gets snatched by some talent scout from one of the big universities.

When he's fully grown and has an arm span of 12 feet, you know he's going to be a prize for any basketball team. Or, if he's not really into team sports, he could always get drafted by a college track team.

He'd be a shoe-in for any long jump or high jump event, and he'd be bound to break every record out there. So, while fitting him into family pictures is annoying now, it'll pay off when he's raking in millions as a professional sports superstar.

Product Details Let your kid stand a head and shoulders (and probably much more!) above the rest with thisKid's Bubble Giraffe Costume.

The costume is covered in giraffe print and features an adorable stuffed giraffe head on the hood. There's also giraffe hoof-like booties, along with a giraffe tail attached in the back.

A Future Sports Hero Raising a giraffe has its challenges, but it will be worth it when your kid is first pick at draft season!

Is your kiddo ready to be the jolliest creature in the animal kingdom? Well, then youve got to ask yourself, what animal always seems to be looking up?

Hmm. Its not a riddle or anything, we think the answer is very clear.

The answer is, of course, a giraffe! This majestic animal always has its head in the clouds.

Let your kiddo run around wearing this Jolly Giraffe Costume for Halloween and watch how high his spirits rise. If your little one is super into zoo animals, this easy to slip-on jumpsuit will be the perfect guise to gallop around for Halloween.

Or maybe hes got a school play coming up and he needs to take on the lead role of the Jolly Giraffe! Well then, HELLOO!

This costume was literally made for the part. Once your little long neck is all suited up hell be ready to make friends with the rest of the herbivores in the savannahs and woodlands.

Soon enough hell be hanging out with a rag-tag group compiled of a British buffalo, a zealous zebra, a rough-riding rhino, and a worrisome warthog. Even with all these whacky characters your little Jolly Giraffe will still steal the spotlight and be the crowd favorite this Halloween.

Everyone loves someone with an upbeat attitude, and giraffes are as up as they get in the animal kingdom! Give your little one a most memorable Halloween this year when he gets to dress up as the happiest mammal in the wild.

And as an added plus you may even finally get a chance to trim the trees down a bit when your Jolly Giraffe builds up an appetite!