Theres really no reason to argue the point, anymore. Weve obviously lost.
Humans are no longer at the top of the chain. We do not have the control that we believed we had.
Its true: Cats have absolutely taken over. Theyre everywhere.
Theyve virtually conquered the Internet and can be seen roaming the streets and filling peoples homes at dangerously increasing rates. Cat ladies used to be a character wed see on late night sketch comedy shows, but now they have become an aspiration.
Childhood surveys asking kiddos what they want to be when they grow up now reveal Cat Lady has risen above President of the United States and are nearly double the number of doctors and police officers combined. This is no longer a world where the debate of dog versus cats can even take place.
The cats will hack the Internet dialogue and the polls will be overrun. There are very few options that we have left.
When one invasive species comes to populate and dominate a region, all that can be done is to bring in an even greater species that can try to quell the population down. Unfortunately, cats just dont seem to care!
Their strong independence leaves them with the power to simply shrug and paw away with little more than a hiss. So, in order to save the rest of society, we have no choice but to bring in the big paws.
If nothing else, the cats will listen to a bigger cat! Your tyke has been conscripted into the force to aid with this most crucial of situations.
And, this Child Pretty Leopard costume is just the ticket to win back our future! This polyester leopard print jumpsuit fits comfortably from head to toe and transforms your kiddo from the adorable tyke you always knew into the lovely leopard who may be our only hope!
Black fuzzy trim lines the neck, cuffs, and pant hem to further the feline transformation and the cat headpiece and Hook and Loop fastener-attached cat tail makes the whole look purr-fect. Once your little leopard saves us from the cats, the great plains will be next!
(We just hope that your tyke wont suddenly have a cat army at her heels!)
A jungle predator Darting through the jungle as an apex predator seems like a pretty tall task. Especially for a young'en like the little lady you have in your home!
But, trust us, it really isn't a big deal. And it's actually a whole lotta fun.
So long as you choose a supremely excellent costume for her to take on the animal kingdom with! At the top of our list of recommendations?
This exquisiteGirl's Deluxe Leopard Costume. A cute costume style that's ready for fun, we'll acknowledge that she's probably not going to actually go hunting in the jungle.
But as for being the cutie at the big costume party? Yeah, she's totally ready for that!
Design & Details Styled as a jumpsuit, this costume is constructed with soft polyester faux fur. It features the signature leopard spots as the main print, along with a tan chest, and black faux fur accents at the neck, wrist, and ankle.
A tail is attached in theback, and this costume comes with a headband that features a pair of ears to complete her wild appearance. You can also customize the costume with facepaint, just like we have it featured in the picture!
Made By Us We made and designed this costume right here in our own costume studios, because we encourage everyone to get their spots! Whether you're shopping for your child or if need to outfit some adults, too, we've got you covered with the largest selection of costumes on the web, in themes for animals from all over the world.
So, go on, browse away and find out which animal you'd like to be this Halloween!
A jungle predator Darting through the jungle as an apex predator seems like a pretty tall task. Especially for a young'en like the little lady you have in your home!
But, trust us, it really isn't a big deal. And it's actually a whole lotta fun.
So long as you choose a supremely excellent costume for her to take on the animal kingdom with! At the top of our list of recommendations?
This exquisiteGirl's Deluxe Leopard Costume. A cute costume style that's ready for fun, we'll acknowledge that she's probably not going to actually go hunting in the jungle.
But as for being the cutie at the big costume party? Yeah, she's totally ready for that!
Design & Details Styled as a jumpsuit, this costume is constructed with soft polyester faux fur. It features the signature leopard spots as the main print, along with a tan chest, and black faux fur accents at the neck, wrist, and ankle.
A tail is attached in theback, and this costume comes with a headband that features a pair of ears to complete her wild appearance. You can also customize the costume with facepaint, just like we have it featured in the picture!
Made By Us We made and designed this costume right here in our own costume studios, because we encourage everyone to get their spots! Whether you're shopping for your child or if need to outfit some adults, too, we've got you covered with the largest selection of costumes on the web, in themes for animals from all over the world.
So, go on, browse away and find out which animal you'd like to be this Halloween!
Catlike Reflections When you're heading out into the wild of your concrete jungle, you've got to be ready. Anythingcan happen at any time.
There are these fast metal creatures that can come out of nowhere. We think they are called "autos" or "cars".
Then there are all these metal and glass trees that really aren't very good for climbing. Okay, maybe cities don't make great jungles but that doesn't mean we shouldn't bring more of a wild touch into our urban lifestyle.
Cat-like reflexes are pretty handy. You never know when you're going to have to jump out of the way of someone who's riding a bike on the sidewalk for some inexplicable reason.
Here's the thing, if you want those cat reflexes it might work to work on your cat-like reflection first. Product Description While you'll find a lot of leopard makeup tutorials online, this stencil will bring your leopardlook to a whole new level.
It's lightweight yet durable so it'll work well for groups of cool cats or people who will want to use it over and over again. And when you're ready to change things up again, you can come back here and look through our other stencils for easy entry into the animal kingdom.
The Cat's Meow If you're ready to step into your new cat-like attitude, embrace it with this leopard print stencil. You might gain an impulse to push over glasses or water or stalk birds in the park but don't worry.
We'll forgive anyone who rocks a feline look as fresh as this one!
The Coolest Cats There are lots of cool themes and things to do on Halloween, but by our book, there's a pretty extra special task that the coolest kids get to do when they dress up in costume. The truly wise, truly discerning children all know that leoparding is where it's at.
Leoparding,of course, is when you're "on the prowl" for trick-or-treats while you're suited up in an amazing Leopard costume! Yup, that's a fact.
And we're sure that any boy or girl would have an extra fantastic time leopardingabout for dress-up day when you choose this kid's Premium Leopard Costume. Ain't nothing better than having some claws and spots to back you up!
With an amazing print pattern, they'll have no trouble being a cool forest cat who's on the prowl. They can win playtime by creating a jungle in their backyard, or tackle the school play with the fierceness of a jungle jaguar who's busy making new friends.
Product Details This premium costume is a step above your standard-issue cat costume. Medium pile, thick faux fur makes the suit a comfy and cozy cat body, and the realistic print makes it jungle-tastic!
The oversized paws (mitts and bootcovers) make for an awesome cat effect and the plush tail just seals the deal! Just have her flip up the hood, and she'll be ready to be on the prowl too.
100 percent polyester, this jumpsuit will have her taking on the jungle. Rawr.
A leopard is a leopard, and will never be a lion. But who cares.
Its better to be a leopard any way. A leopard can climb trees, and can leap up to 20 feet.
And come on, a leopard is nocturnal. Way cooler than the lame day hunters.
And just look at their cute little sleepy faces. You have always loved cats.
Big cats. Small cats.
Lions, tigers, panthers, and especially leopards. When you heard about the person who spent a decade slowly changing their body to become more like a leopard, you kind of wanted to do the same thing.
Only less drastic. This lead to a closet full of spotted sweaters, leggings, and even underwear.
But you dont have much that makes you feel like the slinky big cat. No, a leopard cant change their spots.
But a girl can change her outfit. And this Sexy Leopard Costume will let you feel fierce like the spotted cats.
You will be the life of every party (at least ones that happen at night) when you wear this body suit. You can prowl for your pray at the keg, or compare adorable headbands with your friends.
Then as the sun comes up you can climb the three flights of stairs to your apartment for a nice long cat nap.