The table is immaculately set with your favorite cups and saucers. You've brewed your own special blend of loose leaf tea for exactly the perfect amount of time.
The lemon wedges and sugar cubes have been artfully arranged. Your guests are on the way.
There! That was the last thing on the list.
Now you can check on the mouse living in your teapot and still have a minute to practice your wide-eyed gaze in the looking glass. Wait!
What's that on top of your head? That's not the way your hair usually looks when you're hosting a tea party, is it?
Oh no! All that preparation would be ruined if you didn't have a Adult Deluxe Manic Tea Party Wig at the ready, because people may come for the tea and cucumber sandwiches, but they stay for your frizzy locks and eccentric behavior.
Luckily, we've got one of those wigs right here! Whew.
Everybody thinks its so simple. Hey, look at me, Ive got a great big hat!
Just call me the Mad Hatter! They dont understand how much more there is to a successful mad-hatting career.
This isnt the kind of profession that you choose. This is the kind of profession that chooses you.
And yes, hats are an important part of the equation, but a comically oversized top hat does not a mad hatter make. Take the eyebrows, for instance.
A well-manicured pair of eyebrows are an essential piece of any hatters ensemble. These big, bushy brows will be the talk of your next tea party, resplendent in bright orange, tapering to an elegant curl, and made from 100-percent synthetic hair.
(There are some old-timers within the hatting community wholl insist that you need to grow your own, but who has the time?) Remember: an eye-catching hat is all well and good, but at the end of the day its not worth much unless theres something memorable underneath!
A hat says a lot about what kind of person your kid is. A baseball cap says that your child runs with pack and doesn't like to stand out too much.
A bowler says that your child is one of the few kids around who knows what a haberdashery is. A toaster?
Well a toaster says what the heck is your kid doing wearing a toaster for a hat. Us?
We think your child should wear this Mad Hatter Hat, based on the Alice in Wonderland character.This licensed Mad Hatter Hat recreates the style worn by Johnny Depp during the 2016 film, Through the Looking Glass.
It makes for a great cranial accessory for any kid who's a little bit wacky or a lot of bit crazy! It goes great with the matching costume for tea parties, unbirthday parties, impromptu croquet matches with flamingos and other fancy affairs that require a touch of whimsy.