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Your kid deals with a lot of rules at school; hes not allowed to run in the hallways. Hes not allowed to chew gum.

Hes not allowed to talk out of turn. He cant even use the bathroom without asking!

You get the picture; life is rough in second grade. Here are two major school rules that almost everyone must abide: 1) No hats permitted and 2) no going mad in class!

Bah. Schools have gotten so uptight these days, right?

But on Halloween, most of those strict rules get thrown out the window, making it the perfect day to dress up like youre headed to a whimsical tea party--in a big ole hat, to boot! Give your child a chance to go a little wild this holiday in this Child Deluxe Mad Hatter Costume.

It will tickle his fancy and help him feel fanciful, even while learning about the solar system or practicing spelling. It may even inspire him to write a creative new story for English class!

He will feel exactly like he has just stepped into Wonderland in this three-piece suit. Hell even have his very own ascot to wear to class.

And while there is no direct no ascot rule, were guessing bygone formal wear is generally frowned upon. But again, not on Halloween!

The gigantic hat will block the view of every seat behind him, but it wont matter--the real lesson those kids need to learn is how to gently bend the rules in style!

Your kid deals with a lot of rules at school; hes not allowed to run in the hallways. Hes not allowed to chew gum.

Hes not allowed to talk out of turn. He cant even use the bathroom without asking!

You get the picture; life is rough in second grade. Here are two major school rules that almost everyone must abide: 1) No hats permitted and 2) no going mad in class!

Bah. Schools have gotten so uptight these days, right?

But on Halloween, most of those strict rules get thrown out the window, making it the perfect day to dress up like youre headed to a whimsical tea party--in a big ole hat, to boot! Give your child a chance to go a little wild this holiday in this Child Deluxe Mad Hatter Costume.

It will tickle his fancy and help him feel fanciful, even while learning about the solar system or practicing spelling. It may even inspire him to write a creative new story for English class!

He will feel exactly like he has just stepped into Wonderland in this three-piece suit. Hell even have his very own ascot to wear to class.

And while there is no direct no ascot rule, were guessing bygone formal wear is generally frowned upon. But again, not on Halloween!

The gigantic hat will block the view of every seat behind him, but it wont matter--the real lesson those kids need to learn is how to gently bend the rules in style!

Your kid deals with a lot of rules at school; hes not allowed to run in the hallways. Hes not allowed to chew gum.

Hes not allowed to talk out of turn. He cant even use the bathroom without asking!

You get the picture; life is rough in second grade. Here are two major school rules that almost everyone must abide: 1) No hats permitted and 2) no going mad in class!

Bah. Schools have gotten so uptight these days, right?

But on Halloween, most of those strict rules get thrown out the window, making it the perfect day to dress up like youre headed to a whimsical tea party--in a big ole hat, to boot! Give your child a chance to go a little wild this holiday in this Child Deluxe Mad Hatter Costume.

It will tickle his fancy and help him feel fanciful, even while learning about the solar system or practicing spelling. It may even inspire him to write a creative new story for English class!

He will feel exactly like he has just stepped into Wonderland in this three-piece suit. Hell even have his very own ascot to wear to class.

And while there is no direct no ascot rule, were guessing bygone formal wear is generally frowned upon. But again, not on Halloween!

The gigantic hat will block the view of every seat behind him, but it wont matter--the real lesson those kids need to learn is how to gently bend the rules in style!

Humbug for the Holidays What's wrong with a little Humbug? We think that's what our society needs.

These days, we start seeing Christmas wreaths and shortbread cookies going up for sale in the grocery store even before we get over the forced levity of the Halloween season! At least Halloween allows our scowls to blend in and look festive.

But how is one supposed to stand for listening to Mariah Carey's anthem that shall not be named for 30+ days straight when all you want is blessed silence? Yeah, Mr.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had the right idea. Nip holly jolly mayhem in the bud before it got out of control!

If only the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future hadn't interfered, we might not have to gaze at our neighbor's Christmas lights until the new year! Design & Details Get in touch with your inner Humbug this Christmas season with this Made By Us Ebenezer Scrooge Costume!

It's designed by our in house creative team to make you look like a 19th-century miser. The costume includes a black jacket with draping shoulders, a deep red paisley vest, a black cravat, and an intimidating top hat that'll make you the perfect Dickensian character!

Here He Comes Winter feels a bit colder when Scrooge is around. Wear this costume to stop carolers from coming a-knocking and your coworkers from insisting that their Secret Santa plan is a good idea.

A gift under five dollars, your foot. That could buy enough coal to keep you warm for a week!

Simply slide into this black coat, throw the top hat on your head and you'll have revelers shivering as they whisper, "Here comes Mr. Scrooge".

Of course, if the Christmas ghosts come to pay a call in the middle of the night, you'll have to let them have their say. After all, a little Christmas spirit never hurt anyone.

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Humbug for the Holidays What's wrong with a little Humbug? We think that's what our society needs.

These days, we start seeing Christmas wreaths and shortbread cookies going up for sale in the grocery store even before we get over the forced levity of the Halloween season! At least Halloween allows our scowls to blend in and look festive.

But how is one supposed to stand for listening to Mariah Carey's anthem that shall not be named for 30+ days straight when all you want is blessed silence? Yeah, Mr.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had the right idea. Nip holly jolly mayhem in the bud before it got out of control!

If only the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future hadn't interfered, we might not have to gaze at our neighbor's Christmas lights until the new year! Design & Details Get in touch with your inner Humbug this Christmas season with this Made By Us Ebenezer Scrooge Costume!

It's designed by our in house creative team to make you look like a 19th-century miser. The costume includes a black jacket with draping shoulders, a deep red paisley vest, a black cravat, and an intimidating top hat that'll make you the perfect Dickensian character!

Here He Comes Winter feels a bit colder when Scrooge is around. Wear this costume to stop carolers from coming a-knocking and your coworkers from insisting that their Secret Santa plan is a good idea.

A gift under five dollars, your foot. That could buy enough coal to keep you warm for a week!

Simply slide into this black coat, throw the top hat on your head and you'll have revelers shivering as they whisper, "Here comes Mr. Scrooge".

Of course, if the Christmas ghosts come to pay a call in the middle of the night, you'll have to let them have their say. After all, a little Christmas spirit never hurt anyone.

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Humbug for the Holidays What's wrong with a little Humbug? We think that's what our society needs.

These days, we start seeing Christmas wreaths and shortbread cookies going up for sale in the grocery store even before we get over the forced levity of the Halloween season! At least Halloween allows our scowls to blend in and look festive.

But how is one supposed to stand for listening to Mariah Carey's anthem that shall not be named for 30+ days straight when all you want is blessed silence? Yeah, Mr.

Ebeneezer Scrooge had the right idea. Nip holly jolly mayhem in the bud before it got out of control!

If only the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future hadn't interfered, we might not have to gaze at our neighbor's Christmas lights until the new year! Design & Details Get in touch with your inner Humbug this Christmas season with this Made By Us Ebenezer Scrooge Costume!

It's designed by our in house creative team to make you look like a 19th-century miser. The costume includes a black jacket with draping shoulders, a deep red paisley vest, a black cravat, and an intimidating top hat that'll make you the perfect Dickensian character!

Here He Comes Winter feels a bit colder when Scrooge is around. Wear this costume to stop carolers from coming a-knocking and your coworkers from insisting that their Secret Santa plan is a good idea.

A gift under five dollars, your foot. That could buy enough coal to keep you warm for a week!

Simply slide into this black coat, throw the top hat on your head and you'll have revelers shivering as they whisper, "Here comes Mr. Scrooge".

Of course, if the Christmas ghosts come to pay a call in the middle of the night, you'll have to let them have their say. After all, a little Christmas spirit never hurt anyone.

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