Nursery Rhyme

It's hard adulting. We're always setting ourselves up and letting ourselves down.

Like those inevitable summer weekends when you tell yourself that you'll get your laundry done, finish painting the garage, and attend that out of town wedding on Saturday. It's two days: how could you not have time?

Yeah, well turns out you have to eat, sleep, and yeah, watch a couple episodes of reality TV too. So, it seems that every Sunday night you come crashing down and realize that all the king's horses and all the king's men could never put a mess like you together.

You have to feel for Humpty Dumpty, the media has been all over his back lately. "You're an egg, Mr.

Dumpty, you must stop sitting on walls!" But if people are honest with themselves, we've all been there.

We're all sensitive breakable creatures. Life itself is taking that trip to the top of the wall and peering over to see what's on the other side.

Time after time it proves to be too difficult to balance and we'll fall off one way or another. The funny thing is, the more misshapen we become after the king's horses and men do their thing, the easier it is for us to balance on that wall.

So, why get mad at Humpty Dumpty for taking chances, he's setting a good example for all of us! Or, maybe he's just a nursery rhyme.

However you feel about Mr. Dumpty, he makes a great character for your next costumed event.

Story time at the library? Cute!

Pairing up with a few friends for a group costume of knights and horses for Halloween? Egg-celent!

You'll look dapper as this plaid wearing ovum with sophisticated striped pants.It's a costume that's sure to go over easy with your friends!

It's hard adulting. We're always setting ourselves up and letting ourselves down.

Like those inevitable summer weekends when you tell yourself that you'll get your laundry done, finish painting the garage, and attend that out of town wedding on Saturday. It's two days: how could you not have time?

Yeah, well turns out you have to eat, sleep, and yeah, watch a couple episodes of reality TV too. So, it seems that every Sunday night you come crashing down and realize that all the king's horses and all the king's men could never put a mess like you together.

You have to feel for Humpty Dumpty, the media has been all over his back lately. "You're an egg, Mr.

Dumpty, you must stop sitting on walls!" But if people are honest with themselves, we've all been there.

We're all sensitive breakable creatures. Life itself is taking that trip to the top of the wall and peering over to see what's on the other side.

Time after time it proves to be too difficult to balance and we'll fall off one way or another. The funny thing is, the more misshapen we become after the king's horses and men do their thing, the easier it is for us to balance on that wall.

So, why get mad at Humpty Dumpty for taking chances, he's setting a good example for all of us! Or, maybe he's just a nursery rhyme.

However you feel about Mr. Dumpty, he makes a great character for your next costumed event.

Story time at the library? Cute!

Pairing up with a few friends for a group costume of knights and horses for Halloween? Egg-celent!

You'll look dapper as this plaid wearing ovum with sophisticated striped pants.It's a costume that's sure to go over easy with your friends!

It's hard adulting. We're always setting ourselves up and letting ourselves down.

Like those inevitable summer weekends when you tell yourself that you'll get your laundry done, finish painting the garage, and attend that out of town wedding on Saturday. It's two days: how could you not have time?

Yeah, well turns out you have to eat, sleep, and yeah, watch a couple episodes of reality TV too. So, it seems that every Sunday night you come crashing down and realize that all the king's horses and all the king's men could never put a mess like you together.

You have to feel for Humpty Dumpty, the media has been all over his back lately. "You're an egg, Mr.

Dumpty, you must stop sitting on walls!" But if people are honest with themselves, we've all been there.

We're all sensitive breakable creatures. Life itself is taking that trip to the top of the wall and peering over to see what's on the other side.

Time after time it proves to be too difficult to balance and we'll fall off one way or another. The funny thing is, the more misshapen we become after the king's horses and men do their thing, the easier it is for us to balance on that wall.

So, why get mad at Humpty Dumpty for taking chances, he's setting a good example for all of us! Or, maybe he's just a nursery rhyme.

However you feel about Mr. Dumpty, he makes a great character for your next costumed event.

Story time at the library? Cute!

Pairing up with a few friends for a group costume of knights and horses for Halloween? Egg-celent!

You'll look dapper as this plaid wearing ovum with sophisticated striped pants.It's a costume that's sure to go over easy with your friends!

We all know the story of Humpty Dumpty. Humpty, the anthropomorphic egg, just chilling on top of a wall.

Hes minding his own business and then, he had a great fall. Then after all the kings horses and men try to put him back together, theyre left unable to help poor Mr.

Dumpty. Its quite the tragic story, but we have a few questions.

Number one, why was Humpty Dumpty just sitting on a wall? He should have known better than to climb up on top of a wall, just so he could hang out on top of it.

Hed never have had such a fall had he been a little more careful. Number two, what is Mr.

Dumptys relation to the King? Perhaps he was one of the Kings main advisors, or maybe he was the Kings brother.

Hed have to be pretty close if the King would order ALL of his men to put Humpty back together. Then, finally, how come they couldnt put Humpty back together again?

That seems kind of fishy. With ALL of the Kings men on the job, they shouldve been able to put him back together.

Our verdict? This whole situation smells of foul play but were probably overthinking it.

We tend to do that. Perhaps your child can solve the mystery of the fallen egg man when he wears this classic Humpty Dumpty costume for kids.

The costume is designed to make any kid look like the classic fairy tale character. Just make sure to teach him not to hang around on walls!

We all know how that turns out.

We all know the story of Humpty Dumpty. Humpty, the anthropomorphic egg, just chilling on top of a wall.

Hes minding his own business and then, he had a great fall. Then after all the kings horses and men try to put him back together, theyre left unable to help poor Mr.

Dumpty. Its quite the tragic story, but we have a few questions.

Number one, why was Humpty Dumpty just sitting on a wall? He should have known better than to climb up on top of a wall, just so he could hang out on top of it.

Hed never have had such a fall had he been a little more careful. Number two, what is Mr.

Dumptys relation to the King? Perhaps he was one of the Kings main advisors, or maybe he was the Kings brother.

Hed have to be pretty close if the King would order ALL of his men to put Humpty back together. Then, finally, how come they couldnt put Humpty back together again?

That seems kind of fishy. With ALL of the Kings men on the job, they shouldve been able to put him back together.

Our verdict? This whole situation smells of foul play but were probably overthinking it.

We tend to do that. Perhaps your child can solve the mystery of the fallen egg man when he wears this classic Humpty Dumpty costume for kids.

The costume is designed to make any kid look like the classic fairy tale character. Just make sure to teach him not to hang around on walls!

We all know how that turns out.

We all know the story of Humpty Dumpty. Humpty, the anthropomorphic egg, just chilling on top of a wall.

Hes minding his own business and then, he had a great fall. Then after all the kings horses and men try to put him back together, theyre left unable to help poor Mr.

Dumpty. Its quite the tragic story, but we have a few questions.

Number one, why was Humpty Dumpty just sitting on a wall? He should have known better than to climb up on top of a wall, just so he could hang out on top of it.

Hed never have had such a fall had he been a little more careful. Number two, what is Mr.

Dumptys relation to the King? Perhaps he was one of the Kings main advisors, or maybe he was the Kings brother.

Hed have to be pretty close if the King would order ALL of his men to put Humpty back together. Then, finally, how come they couldnt put Humpty back together again?

That seems kind of fishy. With ALL of the Kings men on the job, they shouldve been able to put him back together.

Our verdict? This whole situation smells of foul play but were probably overthinking it.

We tend to do that. Perhaps your child can solve the mystery of the fallen egg man when he wears this classic Humpty Dumpty costume for kids.

The costume is designed to make any kid look like the classic fairy tale character. Just make sure to teach him not to hang around on walls!

We all know how that turns out.