Auntie Uprising While everyone else is running off via tornado or hot air balloon to the strange world of Oz, just beyond the rainbows edge, some of us still have to remain here on regular Earth, dealing with the normal struggles of day to day living. Now, whoever is making the choices about who gets to go where through mystical journeys needs to start being a little more fair with the adventure wand.
Its rough being a normal person a supporting cast member in someone elses grand journey of self-identification in a world of magical and quizzical folks. Details and Design Transport yourself back to a time in a typical Kansas farm and make sure that your niece knows that any incoming tornado activity bound for magical lands is coming for you this time.
This seemingly simple cotton floral print calico dress with white broadcloth apron might look commonplace, but under the matching bonnet hides a person of dignity and strength! Of adventure and accomplishment!
It is time for a brand new rainbow road, this time featuring Auntie! Protest on the Prairie It's time for the Auntie Ems of this world to shine.
Supporting cast hold the protagonist up! They make it even possible for anyone to know that these exploratory youth even exist.
Without us, there would be no story to tell! No reason for lasses to sing about dreaming of a faraway landof magic or worry about whats happening to their cute dogs.
Those kids should be busy peeling potatoes. It is time for a strike!
What do we want!?
Adventure and spotlights!When do we want it!
?Now!
So fasten those bonnet strings, it's time to put Kansas on the map, once and for all. You'll teach 'em to film your beautiful farm in black and white!
Auntie Uprising While everyone else is running off via tornado or hot air balloon to the strange world of Oz, just beyond the rainbows edge, some of us still have to remain here on regular Earth, dealing with the normal struggles of day to day living. Now, whoever is making the choices about who gets to go where through mystical journeys needs to start being a little more fair with the adventure wand.
Its rough being a normal person a supporting cast member in someone elses grand journey of self-identification in a world of magical and quizzical folks. Details and Design Transport yourself back to a time in a typical Kansas farm and make sure that your niece knows that any incoming tornado activity bound for magical lands is coming for you this time.
This seemingly simple cotton floral print calico dress with white broadcloth apron might look commonplace, but under the matching bonnet hides a person of dignity and strength! Of adventure and accomplishment!
It is time for a brand new rainbow road, this time featuring Auntie! Protest on the Prairie It's time for the Auntie Ems of this world to shine.
Supporting cast hold the protagonist up! They make it even possible for anyone to know that these exploratory youth even exist.
Without us, there would be no story to tell! No reason for lasses to sing about dreaming of a faraway landof magic or worry about whats happening to their cute dogs.
Those kids should be busy peeling potatoes. It is time for a strike!
What do we want!?
Adventure and spotlights!When do we want it!
?Now!
So fasten those bonnet strings, it's time to put Kansas on the map, once and for all. You'll teach 'em to film your beautiful farm in black and white!
Even the most wicked of witches still need guards working for them. Otherwise, they wouldn't have any time to work their evil magic, since they would constantly have to keep checking for anyone trying to sneak into their castle.
If you're interested in a new career as a guard, our exclusive Deluxe Witch Guard Costume will get you looking fearsome enough for the job! One of the first steps to becoming a ferocious witch's guard is to find a witch.
This sounds obvious, but few people realize how tough witches can be to find, so it's go to get it out of the way. Once you've located one, start practicing your guard moves.
You'll want to focus on standing motionless in one spot for several hours, chanting and marching in formation, and also work on your skills with a pike or staff. If you're good enough, this might be enough for someone on the witch's staff to notice and contact you for an interview.
But, if you want to dress to impress, doing your drills in your own guard costume will really show your initiative! Since you never know what trouble you might run into while working for a witch, we made this guard costume as detailed as we could, to keep you looking like a pro in any situation.
When you put on this frock-style coat and tall faux fur hat, you'll practically feel like a real guard, already. Don't forget to grab a Witch Guard Staff to complete your new look, and you'll land that job, for sure!
And if you end up not liking the work, we hear they're always taking applications to be flying monkeys.
Even the most wicked of witches still need guards working for them. Otherwise, they wouldn't have any time to work their evil magic, since they would constantly have to keep checking for anyone trying to sneak into their castle.
If you're interested in a new career as a guard, our exclusive Deluxe Witch Guard Costume will get you looking fearsome enough for the job! One of the first steps to becoming a ferocious witch's guard is to find a witch.
This sounds obvious, but few people realize how tough witches can be to find, so it's go to get it out of the way. Once you've located one, start practicing your guard moves.
You'll want to focus on standing motionless in one spot for several hours, chanting and marching in formation, and also work on your skills with a pike or staff. If you're good enough, this might be enough for someone on the witch's staff to notice and contact you for an interview.
But, if you want to dress to impress, doing your drills in your own guard costume will really show your initiative! Since you never know what trouble you might run into while working for a witch, we made this guard costume as detailed as we could, to keep you looking like a pro in any situation.
When you put on this frock-style coat and tall faux fur hat, you'll practically feel like a real guard, already. Don't forget to grab a Witch Guard Staff to complete your new look, and you'll land that job, for sure!
And if you end up not liking the work, we hear they're always taking applications to be flying monkeys.
Fool the inhabitants of Oz with your power, charm and beauty in this Great and Powerful Oz Evanora Deluxe Headpiece. It doesn't matter that you're a hideous witch underneath.
Old fashioned fun Most kids wish they were grown-up and could do cool grown-up things. Even though you tell them not to grow up too fast, they still long for the day that theyll be able to earn their drivers license, stay up as late as they want to and never go to school again.
We cant blame them, because we did the same thing at their age. We imagined what itd be like to have joints that popped every time we stood up, and how fun itd be when wed have to take six different types of pills at breakfast.
We eagerly imagined a day that wed have a closet full of corduroy pants, flannel button-up shirts and sensible loafers that wouldnt hurt our feet. We thought about how much fun itd be to go to the doctor every single week and looked forward to eating an exciting diet of raisin bran, black licorice, prune juice and casseroles.
And dont even get us started on the thrill of qualifying for senior citizen discounts or eating an early bird dinner at the local Perkins at 4 p.m.
! Product Details If you want to help your little eight-going-on-eighty-year-old, we have the perfect costume to get her into the right mindset: this Kids Auntie Costume.
This exclusive costume features a yellow prairie style dress with flowers, a matching bonnet and a white apron. The full-length, long-sleeve dress is made from 100 percent cotton floral print calico, with elastic at the wrists and a tie at the back of the neck.
The white polyester broadcloth apron has ties at the waist for an adjustable fit. Theres also a matching calico bonnet, which has an elasticized ruffled edge and self-fabric ties under the chin.
Ready to paint the town gray With this Kids Auntie Costume, your little lady just needs some twinkling spectacles and shell be ready to walk around the shopping mall at 8 a.m.