Pig

Kids out there should really cherish the occasional piggyback ride because once you become an adult, the piggybacking days are few and far between. When you're old enough to operate a vehicle, people expect you to drive yourself places.

Turns out, you'll experience plenty of awkward silence if you call up friends and ask them to give you a ride..

.on their back!

If you miss the carefree days of using one of your pals as a pack mule, then the adult piggyback ride-on costume is the perfect solution. No need to beg your buddies to be your preferred form of transportation.

Whenever you're feeling an overwhelming need to be hauled, just suit up in this fiber foam pig costume. It will be even more fun than riding on the back of one of your friends!

Just look down to see the smiling face of a cartoon pink piglet and you'll smile too. This unique costume gives you the appearance of riding on the shoulders of a cute piggy.

The costume is only worn around the waist so no need to go to a farm and wrangle a squealing pig. Plush soft sculpted details give the mascot a cartoon appearance, while an elastic waist make this a comfortable and easy-to-wear costume.

Wear this costume whenever you get an intense hankering for a piggyback ride. Not to mention, it's the best way to show up to any party!

When it comes to farm animals pigs get a bad rap that is filled with mostly untruths. Like the fact that these hogs don't in fact go crazy with their food and "pig out".

These taste-loving critters in fact prefer to eat their food slowly and take the time to enjoy it. And when someone says that they are "sweating like a pig" they are not.

This is because these animals do not sweat at all and actually like to keep clean if they can. So when you go out as this resident of Old MacDonald's farm you'll know how to act, like a proper gentleman of the barnyard.

Oink Oink! Does anyone ever tell you to clean your pig sty?

That you need to get off the couch because you are becoming a pig? You scoff, because come on, your bedroom doesnt look that bad.

So there are a few socks on the ground. And some dishes that have been in there since.

..

well you don't really remember when, but still. It's not that dirty.

And the couch is comfortable. It fits your body just right.

We know the feeling. Our bosses keep telling us to clean up our office.

But all those Funko Pop dolls help us work better. And we can't get rid of the Nerf guns, we do battle with them against the marketing department.

So, we are with you! Say no to the people who want us to clean up.

This year, let us all wear this Adult Pig Costume in solidarity for the "pigs" of the world. We will have a million pig march on Washington, demanding that people stop telling us to clean up.

(We might still listen to our girlfriends though, but no one else!) We will demand the right to live in a pig sty until the time when we choose that it really is kind of disgusting.

We will demand that people stop telling us to get off the couch. Demand that they stop telling us to put away our Funko Pops.

Demand they stop telling us to pickup our dirty socks. Say yay to the pig revolution.

Oink Oink!

Oink Oink! Does anyone ever tell you to clean your pig sty?

That you need to get off the couch because you are becoming a pig? You scoff, because come on, your bedroom doesnt look that bad.

So there are a few socks on the ground. And some dishes that have been in there since.

..

well you don't really remember when, but still. It's not that dirty.

And the couch is comfortable. It fits your body just right.

We know the feeling. Our bosses keep telling us to clean up our office.

But all those Funko Pop dolls help us work better. And we can't get rid of the Nerf guns, we do battle with them against the marketing department.

So, we are with you! Say no to the people who want us to clean up.

This year, let us all wear this Adult Pig Costume in solidarity for the "pigs" of the world. We will have a million pig march on Washington, demanding that people stop telling us to clean up.

(We might still listen to our girlfriends though, but no one else!) We will demand the right to live in a pig sty until the time when we choose that it really is kind of disgusting.

We will demand that people stop telling us to get off the couch. Demand that they stop telling us to put away our Funko Pops.

Demand they stop telling us to pickup our dirty socks. Say yay to the pig revolution.

Oink Oink!

Oink Oink! Does anyone ever tell you to clean your pig sty?

That you need to get off the couch because you are becoming a pig? You scoff, because come on, your bedroom doesnt look that bad.

So there are a few socks on the ground. And some dishes that have been in there since.

..

well you don't really remember when, but still. It's not that dirty.

And the couch is comfortable. It fits your body just right.

We know the feeling. Our bosses keep telling us to clean up our office.

But all those Funko Pop dolls help us work better. And we can't get rid of the Nerf guns, we do battle with them against the marketing department.

So, we are with you! Say no to the people who want us to clean up.

This year, let us all wear this Adult Pig Costume in solidarity for the "pigs" of the world. We will have a million pig march on Washington, demanding that people stop telling us to clean up.

(We might still listen to our girlfriends though, but no one else!) We will demand the right to live in a pig sty until the time when we choose that it really is kind of disgusting.

We will demand that people stop telling us to get off the couch. Demand that they stop telling us to put away our Funko Pops.

Demand they stop telling us to pickup our dirty socks. Say yay to the pig revolution.

Oink Oink!

Oink Oink! Does anyone ever tell you to clean your pig sty?

That you need to get off the couch because you are becoming a pig? You scoff, because come on, your bedroom doesnt look that bad.

So there are a few socks on the ground. And some dishes that have been in there since.

..

well you don't really remember when, but still. It's not that dirty.

And the couch is comfortable. It fits your body just right.

We know the feeling. Our bosses keep telling us to clean up our office.

But all those Funko Pop dolls help us work better. And we can't get rid of the Nerf guns, we do battle with them against the marketing department.

So, we are with you! Say no to the people who want us to clean up.

This year, let us all wear this Adult Pig Costume in solidarity for the "pigs" of the world. We will have a million pig march on Washington, demanding that people stop telling us to clean up.

(We might still listen to our girlfriends though, but no one else!) We will demand the right to live in a pig sty until the time when we choose that it really is kind of disgusting.

We will demand that people stop telling us to get off the couch. Demand that they stop telling us to put away our Funko Pops.

Demand they stop telling us to pickup our dirty socks. Say yay to the pig revolution.

Oink Oink!