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Priest
Adult Traditional Priest Costume
Its not easy being a priest. To wear the cloth it takes years of devotion to prayer, study, and community.
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
$19.99
Adult Traditional Priest Costume
Its not easy being a priest. To wear the cloth it takes years of devotion to prayer, study, and community.
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
$19.99
Adult Traditional Priest Costume
Its not easy being a priest. To wear the cloth it takes years of devotion to prayer, study, and community.
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
$19.99
Adult Traditional Priest Costume
Its not easy being a priest. To wear the cloth it takes years of devotion to prayer, study, and community.
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
You have to sit through endless confessionals. You have to come up with something clever to put on the sign outside the church every week.
You have to be careful not to spill the communion wine on your parishioners, hit them with the censer as youre swinging it down the aisle, and coming up with a fresh sermon must be even harder than writing a Halloween costume description. But priests dont have it all bad!
You never have to tie a necktie because your clerical collar is appropriate for all occasions. You never have to get married, which only sounds like a downside until youve actually been married -- then it sounds great!
And who else can give a basket to a group of people and expect it to come back filled with sweet cash? If we tried that all wed wind up with is one less basket.
Thats right; priests have it a lot better than you might think. When you wear our traditional priest costume, you wont be able to walk ten feet without a nice old lady offering you to bake something and then admitting all the horrible things shes done to you.
Be sure to get a rosary and a crucifix to complete this ensemble. Or just carry around a yard stick and remind people why they used to stay quiet in algebra class!
$19.99
Black Wood Monk Cross
Cause you gotta have faith! In 1987, George Michaels super hit Faith made the whole cross-as-accessories craze come alive (some would say Madonnas Like A Prayer did, but that song didnt even come out until two years later!
). And when you watch the video, its not hard to see why: an organ intro, Michaels (mesmerizing) butt-shaking, some well-placed snaps, and a guitar riff that made you wanna do the 80s version of a hand jive was all we needed to feel like we were seeing a vision of God!
So if youre up for some similar religious experiences this Halloween, youll have all the faith you need in this Black Wood Monk Cross! A wooden cross with an attached white string, its the perfect way to accessorize your religious Halloween costume or give your 80s outfit a lil spiritual sass!
). And when you watch the video, its not hard to see why: an organ intro, Michaels (mesmerizing) butt-shaking, some well-placed snaps, and a guitar riff that made you wanna do the 80s version of a hand jive was all we needed to feel like we were seeing a vision of God!
So if youre up for some similar religious experiences this Halloween, youll have all the faith you need in this Black Wood Monk Cross! A wooden cross with an attached white string, its the perfect way to accessorize your religious Halloween costume or give your 80s outfit a lil spiritual sass!
$9.99
Child Priest Costume
Recently you had a conversation with your son about what he wanted to be when he grew up. You thought he was going to say fireman, police officer, astronaut, or something along those lines.
But no, he threw a curve ball and said priest. You dont want to be discouraging.
You just werent expecting it. Honestly, you thought he would grow up to be a lawyer with the way he likes to negotiate his bed time.
But, no, he wants to be a priest. He says he wants to be the one who marries people.
He wants to be the person who says funny Latin words as a person is laid to rest. This Child Priest Costume will let him really get to know what its like to be a priest before he goes to take his vows.
He will be able to pretend as if he were really a man of the cloth, carrying his bible around. He can even go around blessing everything in the house by saying the words In nomine Patris et Filii et Spirtitus Sancti as he sprinkles water on the things you own, and the dog.
Who knows this might just be a phase, and your house will only have to be blessed for a month or two before he decides he wants to reach the stars. Or pursue that law degree.
But no, he threw a curve ball and said priest. You dont want to be discouraging.
You just werent expecting it. Honestly, you thought he would grow up to be a lawyer with the way he likes to negotiate his bed time.
But, no, he wants to be a priest. He says he wants to be the one who marries people.
He wants to be the person who says funny Latin words as a person is laid to rest. This Child Priest Costume will let him really get to know what its like to be a priest before he goes to take his vows.
He will be able to pretend as if he were really a man of the cloth, carrying his bible around. He can even go around blessing everything in the house by saying the words In nomine Patris et Filii et Spirtitus Sancti as he sprinkles water on the things you own, and the dog.
Who knows this might just be a phase, and your house will only have to be blessed for a month or two before he decides he wants to reach the stars. Or pursue that law degree.
$14.99