Do ya wanna be a legend in the ring, or a bum on the ropes? To be the best boxer in Philly, ya gotta be hungry!
Ya gotta train by running up flights of stairs and practicing your punches on whole sides of beef. And once you think you're ready to eat lightning and crap thunder, ya gotta train s'more!
In all honesty, we could never be as good of a boxing trainer as Mickey was for Rocky, since we don't have that same aggressive attitude, and we don't sound like we just ate a box of cigars when we talk. But we are good enough to know you can wear these snazzy Rocky Balboa Boxing Trunks to look like a real heavyweight champion!
These licensed satin shorts look just like the ones Rocky sports in the movies. Wear them with some boxing gloves and a robe for a winning costume, but if you want that championship belt, ya gotta earn it in the ring, punk!
Some days, you just need to feel like a champion. You need to have Eye of the Tiger playing on your music play.
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all day. You need to feel like you went the distance with a will to survive.
You need to feel like you took down Apollo Creed in round one. You need to feel like you just made Clubber Lang eat all of his trash talking words.
You need to feel like you climbed to the top of the stairs of the Philadelphia Museum of Art! We know just the way to make you feel that way.
This Adult Rocky Balboa Robe recreates the look seen in the Rocky movies. The satin robe features the signature red and gold colors of the Italian Stallion along with a Shamrock Meats logo in the back.
Once you slip it on, you can almost hear Mickey shouting at you to give it your all. You might even feel tough enough to challenge Ivan Drago to a boxing matching.
(We have to advise against it unless you're a champion heavyweight boxer, trained by only the best trainers).
Listen, just because Clubber Lang is one bad mother shut-yo-mouth, that doesn't mean that he denies himself some of the finer things in life. He enjoys the feel of satin against his skin like any normal human being, even if his favorite pastime IS pummeling Rocky Balboa with his fists.
That's why he likes to wear his boxing robe. That silky smooth fabric does a lot for a guy in between matches and if it's good enough for a guy who can down Rocky in the 2nd round, then it's good enough for you!
This Adult Clubber Lang Robe brings you the signature robe worn by the man with fists of thunger from Rocky III. Just like Mr.
T's character, you may feel an overwhelming surge of self confidence when you wear this costume robe. It has Clubber's initials and white accents on the front as seen in the movie.
Just remember that if you want to challenge the Italian Stallion, that you should probably do some intense training before you enter the boxing ring wearing this robe.