Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Becoming one of Supreme Leader Snokes Imperial Guard members is an honor not bestowed upon many warriors within The First Order. Normally, you have to spend decades of training just to get a shot at the job.

You need to become a master of arms and you need study the art of warfare, day and night. You need to exercise until your body is a weapon itself.

And you definitely need to NOT be a sitting duck for all of those hero characters who seem to defeat regular Stormtroopers with ease. Yes, you need to be a cut above the rest and all that sounds rather tiresome.

Why not just skip all the training and get to the good stuff, like wearing a totally intimidating red guard suit? Well, that just became much easier with this licensed Star Wars costume.

The deluxe PraetorianGuard costume is inspired by the outfit seen in The Last Jedi. It comes with a brilliant red robe with attached armor pieces to give you a combat ready look.

The included mask it a matching red color and has small slits for your eyes and mouth, but the mask doesnt allow your enemies to view your face. Of course, you might want to brush up on your fighting technique when you wear this outfit, since you never know when Rey or Luke Skywalker will show up to bother Supreme Leader Snoke and youll want a few sweet melee moves in your arsenal to quickly dispatch them!

GIVE THE GUY A BOOST! The galaxyis populated by all sorts of cool critters, some with crazy advantages and others with a few obstacles in their way.

Fortunately, the underdogs are usually cute enough that they can get a bit of a hand in overcoming their problems. You wouldn't want to help a sarlaccaccomplishanything, but these adorable porgsand their limited mobility on Ahch-To immediately make us want to do all we can to help them get an upper edge on all their aspirations.

Plus, it never hurts to have a second set of eyes looking out for trouble! PRODUCT DETAILS Give a porg a shoulder to sit on and ensure that you've got a cute companion with you at all times!

This PorgShoulder Sitter is the perfect way to bring a littleStar Wars: Episode 8 fun into your life without having to travel a couple galaxies over. This stuffed version of a digitally altered puffin has all the looks of the animals that waddled into our hearts from the fuzzy white belly to the giant adorable eyes.

A COMMANDINGLY CUTE PRESENCE No matter what your lot in life may be, this Porg companion will make any look you strike all the better. From costume party antics to business suit inquisitions, no one can say no to these eyes!

Who can deny the power of theporg!?

MUCH MORE TO OBSERVE If there is one thing we can all agree aboutStar Wars: The Last Jedi, it is that we didn't get nearly enough porgs. Those curious critters have a whole ecosystem and set of behaviors that will have us hoping to get back to Ahch-To for ages!

Rapid fire knowledge: Baby porgs areporglets; they hunt crustaceans but we have no idea how they crack the shells; they understand many words, especially food-related ones; males have orange feathers on their face; they love being scratched behind the ears; a group of porgs is called a murder. .

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What!?

PRODUCT DETAILS We might lack all the information about the porg that we want, but we do have options. Observe even more curious behavior when your pooch goes the way of the porg with thisThe Last Jedi Porg Costume for Pets.

The half coat gives yourfour-legged friend the look of the strange and curious aquatic, flightless, feathered birds(?) on Ahch-To.

SURPRISINGLY SIMILAR It came as quite a shock to see just how much porgs have in common with our domesticated best friends. Between treats and scratches, they're practically pooches!

Have your own personal hybrid with this Pet PorgCostume. But, we figure a group of pet-porgs should be renamed into a "cuddle.

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